Found this on a forum and had to share. Author unknown. Enjoy!
Virus Alert!
There is a dangerous virus being passed
around electronically, orally, and by
hand.
This virus is called
Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your
colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus
will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK,
put your jacket on and take two good friends
to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the
antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter
(BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until
WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends.
If you do not have 5 friends, you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling
your life.
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